Chicken dog, chicken dog...the sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Unn Uh, not happening...no, no, no...don't make me...I'd don't want to go....NO!  The sky is falling out there and it's noisy!  Oh my brave dog...it's only rain....NOOOOO

Finally I got him to go outside and now I have a smelly, wet dog!  Sigh...

Here's what's happening here: